The bartender says, " OK, there's a piano over there. A man walks into a bar with a big octopus around his neck and says "this octopus can play any musical instrument". The funny thing about it for me is just the image of some guy focusing on a horse's long face like that.Īnyway, here's one. When she looks good, I go home!"Ī horse walks into a bar. "Sir, why did you look into your shirt pocket and shake your head after each shot? " The bartender gets ready to ring him up and asks a questions. Finally the man looks in his shirt pocket again after the 6th shot, nods his head and asks for his tab. He looks into his shirt pocket again, shakes his head, and then orders another drink. The bartender pours another shot, and the man takes it and downs it. He then looks into his shirt pocket, shakes his head ,and orders another drink. The bartender pours a shot and the man takes it and downs it.
The string replies "No! "I'm a frayed knot!"Ī man walks into a bar sits down and orders a shot of whiskey Aren't you the same string that was just in here? The String walks back in to the bar and orders another beer. The string walks out and loops himself up and messes up his hair on top. The bartender says, "We don't server your kind here". Quoting DocLightning ( Thread starter): And then there's the one where the punchline is: "I'm a frayed knot!" But I forget the set-up.Ī String walks into a Bar, and order a beer. The guy stumbles in, bloodied and bruised and shouts 'OK THAT's DONE! WHERE'S THE LADY WITH THE BAD TOOTH?' The barkeep and patrons listen for several minutes as thrashing, screaming, and sounds of an epic struggle come from outside. He finishes and says 'OK I'm heading out to take care of the dog!' So the guy downs the jug of tequila and starts sweating big-time. 'Third and final challenge is we've got my 92 year old grandma upstairs and she's never had an orgasm in her life - you gotta grant her lifelong wish.' Then you gotta go out back and pull a rotten tooth from Butch, our german shepherd.' 'Alright well first you gotta drink this entire jug half-gallon of tequila and be able to stand straight after. The bartend says 'You gotta pass three challenges - nobody ever has'
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He thinks 'great' and asks the bartender how to enter.
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign above the bar reading 'TRY OUR UNWINNABLE COMPETITION AND WIN FREE TEQUILA FOR LIFE'
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